What is Cista dublonis?

The short explanation we can give after over ten years of research is cista dublonis, also known as chest dublonis, is an acquired mutation in a select group of individuals. What's strange about this mutation is they all occurred between February 25th, 1993 - March 7th, 1993. No further mutations have been reported since then. Cista dublonis does not presently pose a threat to anyone, although it has had detrimental affects to many people currently living with it. In this site you will see those affected by cista dublonis referred to as 'cista dublonis carriers', as they are all carriers of a certain mutation in their DNA. This mutation has not been pinpointed, but we are working to understand cista dublonis in its entirety.

The only firm symptom that links all cista dublonis carriers is a marking that appears on their left chest. There also appears to be a stoppage in the aging process of those affected with cista dublonis. Since the original outbreak, and death of the original carrier known simply as Dublon, no cista dublonis carrier has been known to die by natural causes. Some common symptoms of cista dublonis are: distorted voice, sunlight addiction, lung problems or increased lung capacity, inclinations to the tropical, and a constant change in arm length. In addition to this, many cista dublonis carriers seem to have a aversion to science; whether this is due to their afflictions or the constant badgering of scientists is debatable. However, symptoms are highly individual, and each person has a unique set.

Picture of a patient with cista dublonis. (Marking usually appears much higher on the chest.)

You will only find mention of cista dublonis in one other place, a report from the United States Department of Health and Human Services on March 7th, 1993. It simply states, "The disease cista dublonis, which only affected individuals in the Federated States of Micronesia, has been quickly contained and eradicated." This report slipped by the censors and was never classified. The statement classifies cista dublonis as a disease in error. This can be contributed to the fact that their knowledge of this affliction is limited to treatment of only two people in 1993. They were not allowed any autopsies on the people that passed away, and their access to information on cista dublonis was short lived. All records they had were quickly taken and considered classified. This statement has another error, "...only affected individuals in the Federated States of Micronesia." Cista dublonis, in fact, affected many people outside the Federated States of Micronesia.

Cista dublonis can be broken down into fourteen different varieties to better understand it. Click here to learn more about the fourteen varieties of cista dublonis.